a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
fucking Bill Nye the damn science guy
You may be an evolutionary biologist if someone starts talking about dating with no context, and you immediately assume they’re trying to figure out the age of a phylogenetic tree.
Story of my life.
today was a good day.
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.